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to dubai......or not to dubai.
i have an oppurtunity to visit some family in dubai. frankly, i'm a little freaked out by the prospect. what do you know about dubai that will make me feel better? no seriously, i'm starting a list. first on the list of why i should feel good about going to dubai is this: my family is in dubai (and no longer in beirut) (sigh....)
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It was dark and scarey. Although the sun was out, I felt a chill. I walked along the streets and saw nothing but men sitting on the sides stareing hard at me. I had a scarf on and thought I would blend in, but I looked like a New Yorker and my scarf was on wrong. I gave them a dirty look, they were surprised. I told them that they needed to stop making their women walk behind them and that they all needed a beating. Then I walked into a room full of black sheets. No, they were women. I could not find the woman I was talking to earlier, so I got frustrated. I then started to teach them my karate chop moves and said that the man should walk behind them and that if they ever picked their hands up to him them, that they should go straight for their balls.
At the end and on my way to the airport, all the women of Dubai were following me, chanting my name, "LJ, LJ, LJ!" And I turned around and said, "If there's no ring on your finger, what do you say?"
And they all said all at once, "I don't see a ring on my finger, you don't own me!" "YES!" I said and boarded my plane. The love I got was overwhelming. I still can't get over it.
Dubaidavid could tell you more, he's on my friend's list.
This site is really popular with my gypsy homies.
Let us know how it goes.
zilz, i just got the article in my inbox, it'll be read when i get home from work
pax, yeah, harsh. some of them are us citizens and they've been anticipating unrest for a while, so most of them were out in time. thanks for the heads up. i think i'm gonna go add dubaidavid.
lj, lj, Lj, LJ. LJ! LJ! LJ! i want to go someplace that i have to be covered up. less leering shmarmsters. and more sweat.